panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face.
  • Just anyone to hold.
  • My love to go to waste.

Things I DO want:

  • You.
  • Your beautiful soul.

what’s summer in sioux without tumblr in my basement dwelling?

humansofnewyork:

"My baseball coach told everyone to name their favorite players and I said Derek Jeter because he’s the only one I know."

Lol my life

humansofnewyork:

"My baseball coach told everyone to name their favorite players and I said Derek Jeter because he’s the only one I know."

Lol my life

amydentata:

jaythenerdkid:

alternative-pokemon-art:

I’M SORRY I KNOW THIS ISN’T POKEMON BUT I’VE SHARED THIS ABOUT SIX TIMES ON MY OWN BLOG AND I THINK THEY’RE GETTING TIRED OF IT SO I’M GOING TO SHARE IT HERE INSTEAD

this never stops being fantastic

This kills me every time

tagged → #HILARIOUS
andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??

andrewquo:

marchqueen:

angryplum:

How Canadians are hatched.

The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

canadians are my favorite mythological creature

do americans not do this??